Wednesday 14th August 2019

Authors: Zach Allen, Daniel Muckle


 Jemma's time to shine

Wednesday on Harrison watch...


Zach Allen:J: Is it true that when you sharpen a pencil it gets smaller? Z: Did you just..... *facepalm* A: Did you just ask if a pencil gets smaller when you sharpen it? J: Well, yeah? A: Yes of course it fuckin does...
Daniel Muckle:*Harrison ordered McDonalds for sitting in the restaurant when he meant to deliver.*
Daniel Muckle:H: I don't know what this bit is *points at Adam's apple* D: It's your throat H: Yeah but what's this underneath? D: Your oesophagus? H: I thought it was just an Adam's Apple.
Daniel Muckle:D: Do you know what the 2nd World War was about? H: Yeah, the Nazis and the *Jews* D: Why did you whisper the word Jews? H: They're both bad. *Meant what happened to them, was bad*
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